sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.

You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?

by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021

Sleep Gang

People who listen to sad music at 3am and feel depressed.

Generally it’s sad music on YouTube.
They write lots of comments about why they feel depressed as well as uplifting comments to sooth the pain of other sleep gang members.

Common YouTube channels the sleep gang dwells are:
-the bootleg boi
-Biteki びてき
-ikigai

I’m chilling with the sleep gang tonight.

by Schniko May 19, 2020

sleep-posting

When you so tired you don't even realize what you posted then past out

I'm a big fat terd and told my aunt that I was sleep-posting in Facebook

by Crazy_kubach July 22, 2016

Sleep Bang

When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.

"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"

by MCLovin2011 January 28, 2017

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 26, 2022

sleep rave

when you have disco lights in your room whilst you’re sleeping

oh doroteya, we will be having a sleep rave tonight with these lights on my memer dude

by geo.tay April 17, 2019

go to sleep

the annoying thing that the really overly annoying cat thing says 24/7

"Go to sleep" - Morgana

by NessPKFire November 6, 2023