Maximillian Robert Macias

A super sweet, amazing, good looking, funny, awkward {in a good way ^.^} adorable guy(:

Allie: Will You Go To SADIES With Me?(: <3
Maximillian Robert Macias: __________ {?}

by SADIES:) January 1, 2012

jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.

"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"

by GME April 21, 2014

Purple Robe of Sex

The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.

Sherlock is wearing the purple robe of sex again; millions of Cubmerbitches swoon.

by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

jonas robert bridges

jonas robert bridges is a little bleach blonde tana mongeau wannabe with a bleach and tone

i'd like to stick my jonas robert bridges in you and kill you with bleach

by woahits_reese February 13, 2017

rabbit robert

two personalities of one person. Who is always cool rabbit is the chill one robert is the angry one. both great at sex. Rabbit Robert are my personalities

Rabbit Robert are both my personalities.

by rabbit.g0d February 16, 2017