Proto The Prophet

Dude who likes children

Proto The Prophet chases kids

by Thatdudenico November 30, 2023

circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.

Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"

by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024

pop up prophet

People who popped up out of the woodwork in 2023-2024 , who speak about Jesus and end time prophecy

These pop up prophets only use the name of Jesus for fame and/or fortune.

by onelovenation76 May 9, 2024

The transitive property

If I steal a sandwich from a gas station I haven't somehow defeated the gas station owner and, therefore, get to keep the sandwich and/or get paid instead of the gas station.

Hym Iam "That's not how the transitive property works."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2026

The Two Cakes Proposition

The idea that all scenarios in which there are two pieces of media with one that seems, "Inferior," can be solved by viewing both pieces of media as cakes. When there are two cakes, most would be inclined to eat both instead of just one, thus, they would consume both pieces of media.

Guy 1: Why would I play Hytale with you? Minecraft is way better!

Guy 2: Why not? Just think about the Two Cakes Proposition.

by JKCwillwreckyou February 12, 2026

Pi as Propaganda

When the number π is used to draw attention to herself through posters, banners, and graffiti in public places, because these oft-powerful images can influence or change people’s minds about the mathematical constant.

Unlike other noteworthy but struggling constants like e and 𝜙, π has continually succeeded to be part of popular culture, because she believes that “pi as propaganda” is an effective marketing tool to remain relevant in the minds of both math and nonmath people.

by Numerati November 23, 2024

Fatin Type Proposal

An extremely mediocre and bad proposal - usually without a ring

“Oh no did u see how sadman proposed maisha? It was so bad so fatin type proposal NO RING”

by baluchanadebopriyokumarsanu December 15, 2024