Jailhouse Poos

When you are with other people in an enclosed place but you can not hold your poo any longer so you poo near them like an inmate would in a jail cell.

I couldn't wait any longer for the next rest stop so I had a bad case of the jailhouse poos in the car. Nobody talked to me for the rest of the trip.

by BlownerReceiver69 February 9, 2021

Slurry of Poo

Often a saying used by King Keeg Carti to describe his anger towards men who are texting for a booty call late at night.

If tonight you were to destroy the dms by saying you have a slurry of poo brewing then i don’t think anyone would be upset.

Perhaps could also mean a tornado that is in combination with Keegy’s beautiful shit slurry.

“Pee Pee Poo Poo Doo Doo Slurry of Poo fart Slurry of Shit”

by Lover of Fathers February 17, 2021

Poo-sy

When a female wipes back to front, and brings the doody to the vagina.

I took a huge dump, and after I wiped, my poo-sy became so irritated.

by Tk147069 March 12, 2021

mama poo

A name for your best friend who role plays as your mom.

Y/n: mama poo, can we go to the park?
Your BFF: ofc sweetie!!

by Shreksmoonlight05 March 14, 2021

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

by Budget Ninja April 21, 2021

Tentacle Poo

When you have been so constipated that you feel like you are giving birth to a third arm or a giant tentacle and your body is being ripped in half.

You dude I did a massive tentacle poo last night it was like being split asunder

by Eduardo Rapide April 25, 2021

Connie Poo

Connie Has A 80 Inch Penis Soft And Has A 200 Inch Cock Hard, Also Has 50 Pack Abs, Connor Is A Absolute Unit With At least 200,000,000 dollars in pocket change at least infinite USD in his bank account drives the batmobile with robin as me and dorian's sexslave he has such a tight little bussy i could just cry.......Has A Loving Relation Ship With Dorian M He Has A 22 Inch Cock And A 10 Pack He Is The Perfect Man rock hard dick, Abs Cant Live Without Him........Once He Said He Would Break Up With MEEE So I Threw Myself Off My Apartment Complex..... Luckily! Hes A Doctor Trained By Johnny Sins Gave Me The Greatest Bedhead Ive Have Ever Felt.... in other words...........he is the perfect man

Connie Poo Got Head From Dorian M

by DorianPlzSuckMyCock June 10, 2021