recovery pizza 

A pizza ordered to provide sustenance after the occurance if a culinary disaster.

Oh, man! Phil's little cooking experiment sucks! He better order up a recovery pizza so we can eat.

recovery pizza by AdamMc1105 December 1, 2013

MLG pizza 

First you spin it 720 degrees
Pour mountain dew and doritos on it
Cook it
Serve and rek

"Dude did you see that MLG pizza OpTic made last night"

MLG pizza by Vokiin October 22, 2015

pennsylvania pizza roll 

During sexual intercourse, when the blood of a popped hemorrhoid is used as lubricant for anal sex. At the moment of climax, the man orgasms in the mouth of his partner.

When she bent over, I realized she has the perfect hemorrhoid for the Pennsylvania Pizza Roll. sex anal lube alabama hot pocket kentucky klondike bar

pennsylvania pizza roll by Jay 2 the 4Skin March 11, 2016

Pelvic pizza 

Pelvic pizza is a term for Vagina

i think I'll go for some pelvic pizza tonight!

Pelvic pizza by Kapone33 March 22, 2017

angry pizza

The act of going about your business with a female during her mentrual cycle. This act typically creates a red stain on the bed sheets where at the point of orgasm, the male pulls out and shoots his load onto said stain creating an angry looking pizza patch.

The mess we made of the sheets last night looked like an angry pizza.

angry pizza by Uwelads March 29, 2017

Parachute pizza 

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

Parachute pizza by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017

Alcatraz Pizza 

Waterboarding someone with pizza grease

Guard 1: I heard Trump gave that terrorist an Alcatraz Pizza last night
Guard 2: God help him

Alcatraz Pizza by 89023 July 22, 2017