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Pirate

Giving someone the "pirate" is when during sexual intercourse, the male kicks his partner in one leg, and while she/he is screaming "ARGH!", he continues to ejaculate in her/his eye.
Dude1: So how was your date with Miss Hook last night?
Dude2: She was quite shy at first, but I gave her The Pirate at the end of the evening.

Dude1: You a nasty motherf**ker
by KarTosha April 30, 2020
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Reality Pirate

An investigator of reality who regards the brain as a universal vessel and knowledge as booty.
Albert Einstein and Alan Watts are both fine examples of reality pirates.
by theoldcrow January 17, 2012
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Pirate King

(In the anime One Piece)
A title given to somebody who finds the previous Pirate King, Gol D. Roger's treasure, "The One Piece".
Said treasure is located at the final island of the grand line, "Laugh Tale."
Luffy, for the 80th time: IM GONNA BE KING OF THE PIRATES!
Zoro: For the love of god this is the 192,128,345,287,382,298th time you've said you'll be the pirate king
by WannaBeBritishPerson October 3, 2023
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Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."
by Laneus August 23, 2009
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Pirate

A pirate is a true 'live for the moment' skateboarder.
"I mean how many 16 year-old surfers wear watches, man?"
"Yeah, well, he's got a job."
"Yeah, my point exactly. He’s not one of us man…You know, he’s not a pirate."

Skip Engblom on Stacy Peralta in Lords of Dogtown. It's worth mentioning, however, that Stacy most definitely was a pirate.
by Roddy McTawdry March 15, 2021
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Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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