Pirate

One of the most badass people in the world, they sail seas, drink ale and rum, and their worst enemy is the ninjas.

Beware of them, they quite often get what they want, and almost never fail.

Yar har. I be a Pirate.

by Vulpis Malos September 15, 2016

one eyed, one legged pirate

When you are having sex with a girl doggy style, spit on her back, then when she turns around you blow your load in one eye, and kick her in the shin and let her hop around on one leg, holding her eye.

Person 1-"Oh man Sarah's angry at me."
Person 2-"Why's that?"
Person 1-"Ah i did a one eyed, one legged pirate to her, it was funny though, watching her hop around like that!"

by JewSlap August 8, 2016

a salty pirate

Someone that shafts you on a deal

Gazza got a deal for two prosties for the price of one. However one had a bad case of scurvy and herpies. Grazza got a salty pirate.

by Ethan rumball May 3, 2018

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018

pirate door

when y about to smash yo girl in the ass and she won't let it in

my girl made a pirate door om me

by JULEMAND666 January 23, 2018

Seasick Pirate

The act of ejaculating in your own eye, blinding yourself, and on your lip often causing dry heaving, making you look like a pirate that is suffering from sea sickness

I accidentally came in my eye and on my lip, I looked like a seasick pirate

by Idothisforshitsandgiggles January 31, 2018

Muddy Pirate

When a female takes a shit in a mans mouth and right when it’s about to drop she yells “Arghh” while he is wearing a pirate hat and eye patch

Honey I can’t wait to go home and become your slutty muddy pirate an I might even walk the plank

by Phillyfan420 February 3, 2018