One Pieced

The act of streching a recently used condom to slap someone's face.

I one pieced my girl last night.

by BiggestBammest April 17, 2018

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meaty one

When you haven't been for 4 days and you kinda just squat in a bush and it explodes ruptures your anus till you bleed more than Kim k after a night ray j, or when a gay guy forgets to pull the anal beads out

"That was great ray j but next time flush after you do a meaty one"

by Smartkarius July 24, 2018

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The Wholesome One

1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One".
2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago. 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sexually deviant ways and crude nature in frequently inappropriate contexts.
4.) Similar to The Number One.
5.) A member of Lincoln Park Royalty.

"Oh! My buttoks are quite pained because The Wholesome One spanked me on the way to mathematics class!"

by lpr January 13, 2005

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The Middle One

Alone... He always seems to end up alone... While he tends to always be in the MIDDLE of everything, surrounded by everybody... He always feels alone. First, his father left him and his mother to start a family of his own, which ended up being his half brothers; Dolphina and Nalu. Next, he thought he found the love of his life, which ended up being taken right from his hands... By none other than his half brother DOLPHINA. Nothing ever seems to go his way. Things won't ever get better... or will they?

"You know... You and I have a lot in common." - The Middle One

by Line Bri October 8, 2021

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