short

melanie

short come here

by plastic dinosaur November 25, 2020

Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

Get on your knees and suck my shorts!

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 17, 2022

National throw short people day

On October 28 you can throw anyone who’s under 5’4, no permission needed

Hey it’s national throw short people day let’s how YEET them

by The cuh October 27, 2021

YouTube Shorts

TikTok, but 10x worse.

Person: I hate TikTok. It's cringe.
Me: I know, but have you seen YouTube Shorts? It's full of bullshit even worse than what you see on TikTok.
Person: Bet.

by CallMeLankyBox March 2, 2025

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020

National Short Ppl day

Every June 4th

Yep every June 4th it’s National Short ppl day

by anonymous June 3, 2021

short ginger

Short gingers are often bullied and are seen as less worthy people while they are actually the higher intelligent hair color, but those who are not ginger cannot realize the facts.

i would even recommend staying away from short gingers because they could easly f"ck you up and your friends.
And some scientist have even newly discoverd that short ginger can have superhuman streangth!

-You see that short ginger
- yeah?
-I could easly outsmart and beat him up
-oh no bro do not do that i have heard they have superhuman streangth!

by lillgurra_aka_shortginger November 25, 2022