by John Walgart December 19, 2017

Moon Gooning (mūn gūn-neeng), verb: to go on a ridiculous, yet highly spiritual event, with friends in an American Western setting, involving violence, sex, hunting, and/or drugs and alcohol at night
“Me and the boys got some peyote and beer and went moon gooning with the Native Americans. Shot some elk and we did it over their corpses”
by JSodaPop November 19, 2023

by lauls August 18, 2019

If you are a human doing this it is just SCARY! Leave it to the cute non-FUCKED up little shit over here.
Me: "why are you, um, howling at the moon."
CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"
Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."
CRAZY DUDE: "I AM ONE WITH NATURE!!"
Me: "totally snapping this to my friends."
by Wolf Master 5000 December 10, 2016

When you go fishing with 3 or more people with dicks on a swampy body of water during the night and they go on for about 3-4 hours to the of unconsciousness. When done your dick and balls a state called cumtoses causes an explosion of cum all over the swamp and the other people.
by Sam_FATz February 27, 2024

The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 19, 2025

When you slaughter a buffalo, cover yourself in its blood and guts while completely naked, put on an elk's skull or a turkey feather headdress, and goon under the light of a full moon. Usually done with the bros or with the Cherokee Chieftain.
by Moon Gooner November 14, 2023
