A Sampi Male is a Male who thinks he's cool by submitting a definition for Sampi Male, strives to be unpredictable by being predictable and thinks he's the best by being the most miserable person in the world.
Larry is such a Sampi Male, he submitted a self-referential definition for Sampi Male that was never approved.
by Andy307 January 9, 2022
Get the Sampi Malemug. A fat Mexican-American from Palm Springs Colorado who enjoys slurping on white penis for green cards.
by Psychoman123 January 16, 2018
Get the male giomug. A male manipulator can go 2 ways.
One is the best one.This one can be a super duper cat lover who has brainrot humor, probably sends cat memes every second, uses :3 :D, plays videos games, specially Brawl Stars or Clash Royale.Either skates or plays an instrument.EITHER HAS INSANELY GREAT MUSIC TASTE, most definitely listens to Alex G, or just listen to one specific genre either Nu metal or indie.THEY ARE THE SILLIEST (^o^)They either have game or no game with women.They definitely fw Minecraft heavy also.They either THE MOST LOYAL MF out there or a HOE PLAYER WHO JUST WANTS S3X .
Two, that one fucking boy who wears pro clubs, knows a guy, does drugs, probably a skater or not, dates the whole school, shitty graffiti,either listens to junior H or some type rap shii like carti, a mommy’s boy, 1.00 gpa, into Latina makeup girls or “goth” bitches.Their fit is just a black hoodie with sweats.Got beef with the science teacher.DUMB.talks behinds everyone’s back cuz they don’t got the BALLS to say it to their faces.Fumbles a fight.”Messed up childhood”They fucking mean and the prettiest girls choose them hoes, they gotta have some hypnotizer😭
Words from an only girl in a all boys gc, tomboy mainly, and a great manipulator to boys cuz im in a higher level from them😞😜
One is the best one.This one can be a super duper cat lover who has brainrot humor, probably sends cat memes every second, uses :3 :D, plays videos games, specially Brawl Stars or Clash Royale.Either skates or plays an instrument.EITHER HAS INSANELY GREAT MUSIC TASTE, most definitely listens to Alex G, or just listen to one specific genre either Nu metal or indie.THEY ARE THE SILLIEST (^o^)They either have game or no game with women.They definitely fw Minecraft heavy also.They either THE MOST LOYAL MF out there or a HOE PLAYER WHO JUST WANTS S3X .
Two, that one fucking boy who wears pro clubs, knows a guy, does drugs, probably a skater or not, dates the whole school, shitty graffiti,either listens to junior H or some type rap shii like carti, a mommy’s boy, 1.00 gpa, into Latina makeup girls or “goth” bitches.Their fit is just a black hoodie with sweats.Got beef with the science teacher.DUMB.talks behinds everyone’s back cuz they don’t got the BALLS to say it to their faces.Fumbles a fight.”Messed up childhood”They fucking mean and the prettiest girls choose them hoes, they gotta have some hypnotizer😭
Words from an only girl in a all boys gc, tomboy mainly, and a great manipulator to boys cuz im in a higher level from them😞😜
by Jellyfishticklemonster68 May 19, 2024
Get the Male manipulatormug. kitten 1: omg have you seen this new alpha male i’ve been talking to?
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
kitten 2: oh yeah, thats aliya.
by daddy aliya August 9, 2021
Get the alpha malemug. A modern, sex-positive man who embraces vulnerability and rejects toxic masculinity. Open, confident, and comfortable with pleasure and emotional honesty.
by Tomkhek May 24, 2025
Get the Dildo Malemug. A man whose online (or augmented reality) personality usurps his real-life physical presence, charisma, social status and self-worth. For these reasons, meta males usually spend considerable time pursuing virtual achievements compared to real ones. Meta males are often beta keyboard warrior simps with few redeemable qualities to contribute to society.
Greg: "Has anyone seen Jason lately? I haven't been able to steal his lunch money for weeks, I've had to resort to actually bringing my own lunch to school."
Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
Steve: Jason is such a meta male, he spends all of his time on second life.
by MetaWarrior November 15, 2021
Get the meta malemug. Human being gifted with a strong feeling of indifference, and for this reason often considered stupid, insensitive or an asshole.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
This feeling gives him the unpopular attitude to prefer actual present reality over feelings of hypotetical permanent dissatisfaction.
-Male picks up the phone at the office
-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
-Other human being: hi darling, friday at the Albanian cultural center there is a film about the fall of the communist regime. I thought it would be nice to go there if you can get out of work soon. but do as you wish...
-Male, looking at an excel sheet: uh uh..
- Other human being: why the fuck you always seem to be annoied when I propose something and.. Aaargh, never mind. You assohole. "Click"
- Male: jeeesus.
by 88astro88 May 11, 2018
Get the Malemug.