Mud beard

Mud beard is when you lick the anus and a hemroird burst into the beard of the mans beard

I was eating some ass and got me a mud beard!

by Archerforpresident February 26, 2017

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

mud slide

if your girlfriend shits allover you when your eating your ass

my girlfriend had a mud slide on me last night

by bigg daddy 78 August 29, 2019

Bear in the mud

When one shoves a gummy bear up there ass and someone else sucks it out for the other persons pleasure

Bro did you here Justin gave Selena a bear in the mud

by Young.dexter May 29, 2018

Mud Nigger

A term used by the British during the slavery era in the Indian subcontinent. It was predominantly used as a derogatory remark towards slaves that hailed from the Indian sub-continent and was paralleled/inspired by the use of the n-word as a derogatory remark for African slaves that were imported into America.

"Get that mud nigger away from here and back to the labor camp"

by Investor202 April 23, 2024

Mud princess

Damn good lookin truck that also gose in the mud an likes to get down an dirty

Hey Billy look at that payment princess

No Jhon that's a mud princess it has to much rubber on the wheels

by Jeoffery0216 April 26, 2021

Mud pad

The toilet paper cushioning you place in the bowl before making a fecal deposit. The mud pad prevents an anus soaked in toilet water.

Hey, Trevor, have you noticed that Brendan never uses a mud pad when he is on the shitter? He must love getting toilet germs in his anus.

by Dr. Jeremy Soiré Fatherton June 11, 2019