See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
Get the Long Distance Dick Punchmug. by biggerlongfanpage March 10, 2022
Get the Bigger Longmug. Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.
DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT
by NickOUrban December 29, 2020
Get the this is very longmug. by BuzzoQueen March 2, 2016
Get the long johnson catmug. Here's an example sentence:
"He is quite long, standing several inches above all the rest in the room."
Pay attention to the fact that "long" can also mean "lasting for a long time," but in this case, I applied it to the description of a person's height.
"He is quite long, standing several inches above all the rest in the room."
Pay attention to the fact that "long" can also mean "lasting for a long time," but in this case, I applied it to the description of a person's height.
by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025
Get the Longmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>To This Day, My Dick Is Still Long ANd Heavy<.7.9.7.6>mug. Long drive means that you really don’t wanna see the person, that you don’t love them, that you hate them, and lowkey want they to die.
by Kopicake September 18, 2025
Get the long drivemug.