by i hate niggas October 5, 2020
Get the On king neptune mug.Charles: Damn it! I don't have any cutlery; how will I eat this lasagna?
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.
Archibald: Do not distress Charles! I have so much cutlery!
Charley: Thanks Archie! You are such a Cutlery King! Now I can consume my lasagna.
by "jennybear" June 18, 2023
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A: So I heard you wanted to buy something?
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.
B: Yeah a binder,
A: A what now?
B: Look it up.
A: Ohhhhh ok, personally I think it should be called something else.
A: A squisher,
A: A King squisher.
B: Pfttt that is so dumb I love it.
by A_WierdoInTheGalaxy December 4, 2021
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by haejsi April 9, 2020
Get the King Kong mug.Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.
Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}
by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019
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