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Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
by Anneke October 5, 2003
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I apologize

So you’re just going to ignore me now?

It’s hard when you are so awake. I know what all of you people are thinking and why.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
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I know you are but what am I

I was a kid in the 60's.. This phrase was not used by older sophisticated persons.. It was simply a juvenile response to juvenile name calling.. Some dumb kid would say: "You're Stupid" the simple and quick response would be "I know you are but what am I".. Sometimes (probably when first used) a good come back to one who was truly stupid, because it confounds them, confuses them.. "Uh uh uh, um, you're stupid?"
In actuallity, the phrase would go back and forth, several times.. "You're stupid", "I know you are but what am I" "You're dumb", "I know you are but what am I".. "What a jerk", "I know you are but what am I", "Jerk", "I know you are but what am I"...

Just a juvenile thing.. Used so often though (way back when) that til this day, I use the phrase in response to good compliments.. Most people my age, or close too, enjoy and laugh :)

Example: "You're cute" my response "I know you are but what am I" :)
by iBilly September 30, 2013
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i-VTEC

Incredibly Virtually Torqueless Economy Car.
Honda's new version of VTEC, even more torqueless.
You 98 Civic VTEC only has 18ft-lbs torque, my 06 Civic i-VTEC has 10 ft-lbs torque!
by AR_HATES_RICERS September 22, 2005
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i pod

Gangster device of music enhancing sound playing thing for music loving peepl
My I pod is so gangster it makes my ears hurt with off the chain beats
by ipod 4 eva December 8, 2006
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I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.
Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"
by Sheldon January 26, 2004
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Whatever, I do what I want!

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"
by Anonymous July 29, 2003
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