When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.
“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”
“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
A sex move, starting with a normal blowjob, but after climax, the person gargles the semen to sound like an evil laugh, spits it into their partners mouth, and the proceeds to stab their partner.
People who wear Berghaus/North Face/Karrimor coats and constantly wear their hoods up. The phrase ‘John head’ relates to the way the hoods on these coats, whilst up, resemble a condom covering the person’shead; a slang term for which is a ‘Johnny’.
“Lad look at those John heads hanging roundoutside the Co-Op there.”