Fish Joke

A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.

(Playing baseball)

Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)

Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.

Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.

by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009

fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

[FISH TALK]

when men (or women) having nothing better to do then chat about fishing and nothing else all day.

Bucc:"Rac, i caught a big bass in the gravel pit lake on saturday."
Rac:"Cool, i borrowed my buddies jon boat because i can't afford my own and went fishing for jew fish, caught two nice ones."

Tank: "Enough with the FISH TALK, it's getting old."

by Imon Fire April 18, 2008

fish goo

The white froth that forms at the edges of one's mouth. Usually occurs during dehydration, or if you are a dog.

A guy that just finished crossing the sahara desert is likely to have mad fish goo.

by Allan Jackson May 2, 2005

swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

Pearl Fishing

The act of masturbating to ejaculation in a pool and then collecting the ejaculate so your sister doesn't get pregnant.

Every time my parents left the house I would go pearl fishing

by Crack1111 September 26, 2010

nigger fishing

Nigger fishing originated in the northern states, it consist of a minimum of four pick up trucks the leader flys a rebel flag out of his truck while one guy sits in the back with KFC chicken an malt liquor. Once the niggers start to gather up in a pile, you set out a big net tryin to catch as many as you can. You can only keep the legal ones example the nigger must measure at least 12 inches tall an no maximum height no age limit, your limited to 200,000 metric tons a day.

Hey John ya Matt, lets get the guys together an try our hand at nigger fishing. Ya Matt I here the niggers are running hot this time of year.

by nigg hunter October 16, 2011