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Emily Kanto

Emily is that one person who is sooo perfect, and sooo skilled, and sooo flawless, that you kind of want to hate them. But you can't help but like them!
Person 1: uggghhh. Emily Kanto won ,AGAIN, she is so good at everything!
Person 2: yeah! I want to hate her, but it's impossible!
by TheRealTruth👩🏽 May 6, 2017
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November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day

On this day, Emily has to ask out Daniel
Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!

November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
by allknowinglady November 1, 2021
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Emily

Is a stupid cunt who's ugly face is a deterrent for all people. Never talk to an Emily just spit on her and walk away.
by Heeeeehhheeeee November 22, 2022
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Emily

I am Emily,

I got the crazy everybody wants.

I am kind sweet understanding wise a big dummy assface and with a heart bigger than my facehole

With some steely kahoonas and even more sarcasm than a monkey throwing his balls of shit at you.

You might love me but you will be amazed by how much I love!
I will help anyone, even if you refuse me help
I am a lover, a talented and blunt speciality of constructive criticism and an asshole two boots!

I am always ready to learn new things always willing to be a comical reminder that no one is perfect
I know how unique and wonderful I am
So many people love me so much in words

But beat me up degrade me and tell many heartbreaking lies about me
even so
I am humble and thankful!

lost in struggles, sad and confused! But no worries
I spread positivity because as a blinding light of faith; I am a burning mass of reality and unconditional love

I receive some cruel, unusual and ugly treatment that makes me want to disappear, supports no solid ground to place a foundation on for stability or support 🤬

I FEEL LOVED!
The absolutely amazing person I am is exactly who I was born to be!

I love everyone, I thank you all for the kind thoughts and compliments of wonderful intent and caring!
Always remember no one person can be the wonderful people we are as a whole community

Everyone is Beautiful

except for

the ways we take two faces off one holeass to call it a compliment
Emily, your an asshole! But what a sweet asshole you are! 🥴
by God-ass November 15, 2022
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emilie

Emilie is big. And i'm not talking about a little thick, im talking about an extremely large person. I'm not sure its healthy anymore because she takes up so much capacity it is crazy. She makes things shake. I don't know how to tell her but on top of being large she has a very large amount of chromosomes. If you have an emilie be nice to her because her autism cant take any mean behaviors. Emilies are challenged.
emilie is fat

emilie is big
emilie has infinite cromeizones

emilie is making earthquakes

emilie is troubled
emilie is not okay
emilie is challenged
by emilie hater May 12, 2025
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Emily

A person with a funny reaction to someone saying sugar.
Guys, I swear, Emily has the funniest reaction when somebody says sugar. Don't believe me? Watch this. Sugar! Did somebody say suga- AHB ASJFEHQF JKEASBK GADGJKFVHADSB FZDSHJHDXFJ
by ChillBill668 May 7, 2024
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Emily

Emily is a pretty girl but there fricking pick mes I swear they be like when I take a group picture she be “omg guys I’m soooo ugly I messed up the pic” in my mind I be like ya Emily your are ugly “ but everyone is like no Emily your so pretty we love you your. It ugly and I’m like wtf this fricking bish they can be two faced too I talk with some Emily she was so fricking mean I swear then everyone come to her there like hiiii Emily and she is like hiii bestie! Then she is soo nice to be ughhhhh and I swear they date only jakes I swearrrr
“Taking a pic
Some fricking Emily: looks at the pic

Some fricking Emily: omg guy *starts crying

Some dude: what happen Emily !.!.?.
Some fricking Emily : I i I look sooookooooooooooooo ugly I messed this up
Some girl : Emily it’s ok you look beautiful

Me : wtf
Some fricking Emily awwwwwww thanks
Me POV: bruh your are ugly
by By Lazycookie June 3, 2022
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