carpet eating cramps

I cramp you get while on the toilet when you bend down so far or have the need to bit a chunk out of the carpet

I was on the toilet and had a cramp so bad I bend down and took a bit out of the carpet, carpet eating cramps..

by Ddplum November 26, 2013

Eat Past the Pain

Eat past the pain. A way of getting the children to eat everything on their plate, or a way of justifying gluttony when the food is so delicious, you just can't stop.

Son: I'm so full, I can't eat another bite.
Mom: Suck it up, eat past the pain!

Or

Husband: This turkey is so delicious, I think I'll have another serving.
Wife: Go, honey, eat past the pain!

by Colejl December 6, 2012

fun to play with not to eat

An average looking girl you would have sex with, but wouldn't go down on.

Kelsey is fun to play with not to eat.

by CMan111 July 30, 2016

ass eating slasher

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017

dog eating dwarf

a word to describe filipinos, pinoys, pinos, philipinos, blah blah blah.

Abie, your such a dog eating dwarf.

by Boobs. January 11, 2008

eat retarded sandwiches

when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Eat My Ass

The definition is almost like that of owned and/or pwned, but its a little more vulgar and used by those ages 12 or up, normally a Counter Strike: Source term.

Carl: Wow i gotta head shot! Eat My Ass (you can also use E.M.A. here if u don't want to type it out)
James: Wow dude, im gonna really have to eat your ass this time!

by steve2193 April 22, 2009