Cum Tache

A home made facial, spaff tache - straight from the vainy love tree

(Adam) Im gonna shoot my load!!
(Kirsty)Wait put it on my lips and give me a cum tache!!

by Sir Marc Wilcox February 6, 2009

tapioca cum

Cum that has little lumps of a clear crystal liquid.

Takeshia nearly strangled on Tyrone's tapioca cum when he unloaded on her tonsils.

by Richard Black March 11, 2005

girl cum

n. girl cum is a slang word in reference to the vaginal fluid that comes out when a woman is turned on

girl 1: "hey dude, did you see how hott that was?!"
girl 2: "ya i think i jus got girl cum everywhere"

guy 1: "hey man, what ya do last nite?"
guy 2: "i'll give ya a hint.. girl cum tastes so good"

by soundofsilence1994 January 11, 2011

cum sack

Someone who holds cum in some place in there body; I.E. Butthole, mouth, vagina etc.

A person who is a fucking bastard.

You cum sacked son of a bitch.

by Rporter February 25, 2008

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

The Cum Waddle

When you have cum in your vag and you clench your legs to hold it in, while waddling to the bathroom.

Guy *cums in girl's vag*
Girl *cum waddles to bathroom*
Guy: "Why are you walking funny?"
Girl: "I'm doing the cum waddle cause I don't wanna leak cum on the floor!"

by GeoNips October 4, 2014

waste of cum

An awesome insult, perfect for use on just about anyone

Fuck you, you waste of cum.

by P.E.G. March 31, 2015