A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
by angrygreg December 18, 2013
Get the burn my cookiesmug. A medical condition of the nipple found solely on African-American women. This condition engulfs 64% of the breast, and is characterized by a pinkish hue with chocolate chip-esk, dark spots that litter the entire surface. Out of each spot will grow white hair of a pubic quality that will reach lengths of four to six inches. This disease is contracted upon passing a certain body weight along with a certain amount of hours straight of inactivity.
Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012
Get the Hairy Cookie Nipsmug. by BuddhaDave April 26, 2006
Get the Oatmeal Cookiemug. In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.
McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.
by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018
Get the Lesbian gratitude cookiesmug. The plethora of little processed micro-chocolate chips from the last of a box of cookie crisp, that accumulate at the bottom of the bowl. upon finishing cereal, one may drink the milk, and with the final gulp, may indulge in a mouthful of General Mill's finest softened cocoa caviar delight. The milk-penetrated chip-u-oles melt in your mouth. If one cared to open ones eyes during the consumption of such a delicacy, one would notice that their treat resembled caviar.
I giggle at how regal we are with all our Dom Perignon and cognac soaked lobster tail, yet I do so envy Parker over there; he's currently partaking in some Cookie Crisp Caviar. Dick.
by DizzyBoyDizzy September 11, 2010
Get the Cookie Crisp Caviarmug. A Cookie Monster Shirt is a shirt found in nearly every shop around the globe. It is worn by early teenagers who think that they are 'retro' but have never even watched an episode of fucking Sesame Street. They are usually found begging for cash outside HMV so they can buy a shirt printed with Elmo's face. They are people of whom I think very little. If you own a Cookie Monster shirt I take pity on you.
Guy in cinema: So then I was watching retro Hulk! Oh yeah, it's so funny when he's fighting a bear they throw a teddy at him! And then I got a Cookie Monster Shirt. Also I just bought a gold jewel encrusted HDMI cable for my TV!!!
by IHateModernWarfare2 August 20, 2010
Get the Cookie Monster Shirtmug. Walked out of Sam’s Club and the little cunts we’re all over me, do you wanna buy some cunt scout cookies?
by Old Sparky May 11, 2018
Get the Cunt scout cookiesmug.