Cheek busting cake muncher

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

cheek block

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."

Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

by Firsthand Experience July 6, 2008

Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

by JingoBellsSanduskySmells December 31, 2011

cheek retractor

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

by Power Team November 5, 2009

chech

To confirm something is true through the will of god otherwise you will be punished for the rest of eternity

Person A: Hey bro i lost my virginity to a cat

Person B: Aint no way that's true say chech
Person A: nah bro it was a dog, chech that.

by STEMOGH November 10, 2022

That's a cheek!

A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.

*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror*
His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?"
John replies, "That's a cheek!"

by TADPOOL October 5, 2016

pull a cheek

1. Driving at least 50 mph over the speed limit.
2. The capability of driving a pimp wagon (station wagon) and look good in it.
3. Driving so fast that your butt cheeks pull apart.
4. Referring to Sir Matthew Cheek driving 72 mph in a 25 mph zone.

Don't pull a cheek! You're gonna wreck!

by Darsizzlee November 2, 2008