bieber boner

The act of listening to so much Justin Bieber you get a boner.
Even listening to the "ohhh oohh oh" start of "baby",
you will get a boner.
Girls can get boners, too. That's how awesome he is.
If you even hear the name Justin Bieber,
you WILL get a boner, and you WILL love it.
dammit.

"damn do you gotta bieber boner?"
"YEAH! His song just started"

by jaymesuxx April 8, 2010

lancaster boner

A bomber aircraft designed to attack old men and sea targets by dropping air-to-ground cum dumpsters, firing sperm and deploying air-launched crusty socks.

Kandi, let go of my lancaster Boner!!!

by Dhorseman Studs July 31, 2017

boner petite

a tiny penis

"That guy has a boner petite!"

by Sirron69 February 4, 2010

nostalgia boner

When you get a boner from something you forgot but now remember

John told me about his nostalgia boner he had last night before having sex with Mary.

by Fireside56 January 31, 2014

Boner Loaf

A loaf of bread that has ones boner inserted in it to attract a Female

"Hey Jim I think your mom likes my Boner Loaf"

by Farty McGee May 8, 2007

half-boner

also known as "the chubs", a half-boner is semi erection of the penis in males. It is often obtained when a man's feelings are on the fence and he is not sure if he is in love with someone or not. It is the female's job to cause the half-boner to either extend into a full one or retreat back into it's phallic lair. This is accomplished by said female "working it" (work it) and showing the man what she's got. If she can't make a boner, then there is something unappealing about her and she will probably never have children as her life will be reduced to one night stands with men in bars (see: Beer Goggles) as they will be the only ones who can get a full boner until they wake up next to her in the morning.

Also: see Chubs as a synonym, there is a little song that goes with this definition:

I've got a half-boner for you
Big fat chubs for you
Oh how happy you'll be when I get this lumpy chub out of my jeans
But the shape should let you know - you got a little ways to go.
But if you gotta get to town, you can do it with a tiny mound.
Guess nobody will know you got the lumpy chubby stump on the go.
When your lady doesn't get you off, at least you'll have a package that's semi-soft.

In a sentence: That chick has a rockin' body, but I can only acheive a half-boner because her ugly face (see: Butterface) is so distracting.

by Mikey Mike and da Funky Bunch February 14, 2009

T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

by Beanmoed May 10, 2015