Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Spluge Wall

A wall in which you spluge/nut on; usually done standing up.

Bro, make sure you don’t lick my spluge wall.

by Nations6669 November 4, 2020

Wall chair

A chair. On a wall.

Person 1:why is there a chair on the wall?

Person 2: dude, it's a WALL CHAIR

by BobTesch January 20, 2018

Wall-cat

Spider(s)

There is a wall-cat in the corner! Kill It!!!

by wall-kat June 4, 2019

Wall talk

Useless arguments

Ma’am trying to argue with you is like doing wall talk absolutely useless

by ET creator November 29, 2024

wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024

send wall pics

to ask somebody for pictures of their wall

bob: send wall pics
sally: *sends picture of wall*

by poopeater10000 October 7, 2021