Ass

National ass day is July 5th

Ass goes to sleep, ass on counter, ass.

by anonymous July 10, 2022

Not enough ass to last till sundown

At grandma's house when you break a glass coffee table, you get your ass whooped.

You broke my coffee table!! Ight imma beat you so bad its not enough ass to last till sundown

by Your grandma! March 4, 2020

Ass Clown

GOP House Candidate Martin Hyde

Ass Clown aka Martin Hyde who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices
especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

by Phact February 27, 2022

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.

I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!

by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021

Bucket Ass

When someones big ass sags so much you can lift it up put a bucket underneath and it would nearly fill the bucket

A bucket ass is defined as follows “That ass sags so much I could lift it up and drop it in a bucket”

by Bradesus December 30, 2024

Random ass

super random

Top 10 random ass things to watch

by Titanique October 21, 2025