Cream Uncle

A highly secretive and completely forbidden wrestling move whereby a grappler pins an opponent on their back, peeks back their singlet and then bends them in such a way as to force the opponent to fellate themselves to completion.

Should this move is ever actually be successfully accomplished, Dan Gable, a two-time NCAA Division I national champion, a world gold medalist, and an Olympic gold medalist, gets a hotline phone call and that’s the end of wrestling as a sport. Everywhere.

“Are you going to the big wrestling match?”
“You bet! I sure hope nobody pulls a Cream Uncle tonight.”

by Irregular94 December 17, 2021

Uncle Lori

Uncle Lori is Lori lightfoot, Chicago’s mayor

“Uncle Lori just shut the city down again.”

by S.bkk December 21, 2021

strange uncle

When your non dominant hand falls asleep and you masturbate with it.

I woke up at 3 am and couldn't feel my left hand so I gave myself a strange uncle.

by Professor Mudsprayer December 22, 2021

Uncle vernand

The best son brother and uncle to ever live.

Omg have you seen uncle vernand

by Hannah ♡´･ᴗ･`♡ April 1, 2022

Kentucky Uncle

When a man is brushing his teeth while taking a shower and the paste drops down and lands on ones meatus causing a stinging sensation.

I was trying to get a head start to my day by brushing my teeth in the shower and accidentally gave myself a Kentucky Uncle.

by Kentucky uncle Kenny April 2, 2022

Uncle Raj

The greatest sports player in hide ur dad (Hydrebad)

woah uncle raj is the goat at everything cuh

by LIl big boy April 3, 2022

Uncles

A sigma male invests into uncles for more wealth and success.

"did you see john? He has 13 uncles and none of them lost value!"

by Sussy nigga April 15, 2022