kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus

If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.

by fixxer1963 January 1, 2019

Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020

The Rusty Lug Nut

The act of twisting just ONE nut into a chicks balloon knot, then pulling it out with a little doodoo on it and proceeding to drag the poo smear across her forehead.

Bro last night Rowen gave some nasty lot lizard The Rusty Lug Nut, bitch had a 6 inch shit smear across her forehead.

by Bronoun69 October 6, 2023

rusty tranny plug

when you have a date for an hour with a tranny from leolist and you bend her over the hood of the lexus and pump her full of tranny fluid and plug her up.

i saw him giving her a rusty tranny plug in regent park

by squirto February 26, 2021

Rusty gas buster

That is when A man or woman sucks a fart out of there partners ass then blows it back in there mouth then with the use of a candle blow fart into flame to create a fire ball

Last night my girlfriend singed her mustash off while performing a rusty gas buster

by Ken kaiser July 9, 2018

Rusty Moose Knuckle

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...

"Yo, Vinnie d'jou see that rusty moose knuckle on cousin Paulie?"

by th_Pizzle January 18, 2021

rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

by spazzy690 March 22, 2011