snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To throw away a likely win through idiotic mistakes or dumbassery.

Only Tony Romo can throw for 5 TD and 506 yards and still snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by Daddy, Mack (ret.) October 6, 2013

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page 

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

The Biggest Fattest Vagina

The big fat vagina was carved out of an aspen tree by Cherokee Indians in 1564. Designed to hold the dicks of a thousand enemy warriors on their way to eternal suffering in the land of Tina. An ancient burial ground in the North

My brother M. D. Trumpeter was lost in a great battle many moons ago and now his wang spends eternity in The Biggest Fattest Vagina.

The Biggest Fattest Vagina by DickTrumpet July 24, 2017

The Cult of Vr 

The weird ass people in rec room who are always at the mirror in the rec center.

“Hey jonathan_iscool983 look its the Cult of Vr”

The Cult of Vr by MrDaddu October 23, 2019

The Real Cost Vaping Ad

If you vape you could be inhaling toxic metals into your lungs. To show how scary that is we made a metal monster! (Wilhelm Scream) But nothing is as scary as the facts. Vaping can deliver toxic metals like nickel and lead into your lungs. That’s metal, in your lungs!

Person 1: What's the worst YouTube ad?
Person 2: The Real Cost Vaping Ad

The Real Cost Vaping Ad by WeegeeCool May 31, 2021

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

To lose when winning is an absolutely sure thing. See John Kerry's bid for the U.S. Presidency in 2004.

In 2004, John Kerry became the ultimate example of how to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

snatch defeat from the jaws of victory by Jake in NYC October 10, 2006

to all the boys i've loved before 

The best romcom that has come out in a while. Includes the dreamy Peter K who falls and love with Lara Jean (who was never second best). You'll fall in love with the movie and all of it's actors especially when Peter puts his hand in LJ's pocket and spins her around. To all the boys is MUCH better than the kissing booth. If you haven't read the books then you're really miss out because they are so much better than the movie (even though the movie was AMAZING).

"Have you seen to all the boys i've loved before? Well you could really say that Peter K took her to the ski lodge and freaked it."

to all the boys i've loved before by khaidreams August 24, 2018