rusty coat hook

when someone has shit on their finger and pulls the side of your mouth back like a hook.

buddy got in my face so when he was walking away i gave him the rusty coat hook.

by the rusty russ coat puss April 16, 2010

Rusty gas buster

That is when A man or woman sucks a fart out of there partners ass then blows it back in there mouth then with the use of a candle blow fart into flame to create a fire ball

Last night my girlfriend singed her mustash off while performing a rusty gas buster

by Ken kaiser July 09, 2018

Rusty Rat Penis

RUSTY RAT PENIS

THE RUSTY RAT PENIS GOT DIPPED IN VINEGAR.

by RATCHEF November 06, 2020

Rusty Mud Shovel

When a woman purposefully holds a bowel movement until her menstruation period. She then let's her boyfriend have vaginal sex, but quickly moves to anal (as to not lose any blood aka rust) and tries to dig a hole into her impacted feces.

Jerry Springer: My wife hasn't shit in almost a month, man.
Steve Wilkos: Well then she's almost due for rusty Mud shovel, huh?

by Flowerssmellgood October 15, 2020

kiss old rusty

refers to the color of the human anus

If you don't like it.. you can kiss old rusty.

by fixxer1963 January 01, 2019

rusty u-turn

When you lick down a person's jewels, past the taint and hand a u-turn around the root, and head back up for a brown kiss.

Sun bish just gave her a rusty u-turn....

by HeeWho January 30, 2017

rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

by spazzy690 March 07, 2011