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like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.
Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!
by pentozali April 8, 2006
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Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup
Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.
by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019
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Mud Flap

Hanging a single strip of toilet paper behind your butt to prevent spraying the back of the toilet. See also "splurtin curtain"
I don't even have to clean my toilet yet because I used a mud flap!
by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020
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new zealand mud slide

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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Croatian Mud Pile

A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia
by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025
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Mud Claw

When you finger a girl's sphincter and get shit all over it.
My finger went in the wrong hole, and Suzie gave me a Mud Claw.
by Nikkiiuh January 17, 2024
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soggy turd in the mud

*(similar to “stick in the mud” but even worse)*
someone who is a agony inducing pain in everyones ass and doesn’t question their own actions which made people hate them and also dosen’t bother to change it
miss stanley will write you a referral if you didn’t loop around the hallway which looping around the hallway is time consuming and can potentially make people late for their classes so which made act like a soggy turd in the mud to every student who was trying to get to class on time
by METALMULISHASOLDIER_2010 February 19, 2024
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