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Woman's dog

A man who is afraid of his wife or girlfriend, so he obeys what she said
You're such a woman's dog. You abandon us when you get the girlfriend. Don't listen to what the woman said. Come and hang out with us.
by CRPW April 6, 2022
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Skinny White Woman syndrome

A situation wherein a skinny (usually) white woman is delusional and is very set on telling you that your problems are caused by a higher power. She will usually tell you to book a seance with her or, if you’re not as skinny as her, to get some exercise. Skinny White Woman Syndrome will turn void any of your skinny girl friends of their personality and can only be solved by a reality check, which can happen in many different forms. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAUSE THE REALITY CHECK YOURSELF, she will only double down and believe said higher power has turned you against her and may, in extreme cases, try to curse you etc
Comorbid symptoms also include:
-Being economically privileged

-promoting a pyramid scheme

-living off of parents’ money
SWWS can apply to any belief and does not limit itself to practices like Paganism and Christianity, however these are were the syndrome occurs the most.
“I talked to Sarah yesterday about my awful car crash; she said I should have taken the crystal she gave me in the car and that it wouldn’t have crashed if I wasn’t so ‘unhealthy’. I’m pretty sure she has Skinny White Woman Syndrome
by I have a flat ass please help December 7, 2022
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Woman

Something that you will never get.
Sam: Damn, I want a woman...

Jack: Why? Slut.

Sam: Stfu I'm not. I just want someone to jerk me off

Jack: exactly what a slut is.

Sam: FINE.
mugGet the Womanmug.

White woman music

Gala, Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.
Like white girl music, white woman music does not (in practice) have an exact target audience.
Unlike white girl music, it doesn't require a previously good mood or "silly" atmosphere for enjoyment.
Person 1: Yo Madonna, Kylie Minogue and a bunch of others just dropped
Person 2: Seems like white woman music making a comeback?
by Cr1ngle June 2, 2025
mugGet the White woman musicmug.

Red Woman Syndrome

Red Woman Syndrome is a disease passed on from a Wicked Red Woman to a man. It can only occur in males who have come into contact with wicked red woman.Serious cases of this disease come from heartbreak or taking in a horn from a red woman.There is no known cure for this disease at the moment but getting back tgt with the red woman is very beneficial
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John got horn by a red woman, he now has red woman syndrome
by Dr.Jacobdavirgin March 4, 2022
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Woman

If I was this I could literally get paid to pretend to be a house cat... A house cat that gets fucked by its owner.... That's beastiality... Gross...
Woman "Look at my tits. Give me all your money."

Man "Ok!"

Hym "Hey! I have tits too! What about me!?"

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😐

Man and Woman 🤨🤨

Hym 😑 "You know what? Screw it. 🔨 Give me the money. Give it!"

Woman "...... What the hell was that?"

Man "Don't worry my queen! I'll go make more money to give you!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2022
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