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Take-Ones-Dough

A Korean martial art with an emphasis on kicks. There are several miss-spellings including 'Tae Kwon Do', 'Taekwondo' or 'Taekwon-Do'.

Take= Means to collect
Ones= A person or individuals

Dough= Money
Person 1: "I know a guy that is a black belt in Take-Ones-Dough he also teaches it"

Person 2: "Well he must be good at it then"
by tak_tak November 1, 2021
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Taking the wog for a dalk

Dead marriage or relationship, ho hum life sucking routine.
Example 1.
" I think my relationship is over."
"Why you say that?"
I told my wife I was taking the wog for a dalk and she said okay just try to be back by 6 it's Tuesday tonight's Salisbury steak ."

Example 2
Dang man I am so bored in my relationship I am a little embarrased to say this but I've been woggin my own dalk for some time now.

Dude I take my wog for a dalk all the time. No shame.
by Gregaroidson. July 27, 2017
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Taking one for the team

Essentially getting with the most hideous out of a group of potential mates. Typically used in male circles about women, calling this individual the grenade. Doing this would allow for friends to get some.
You'd really be taking one for the team man.
by CaptainKekon August 12, 2018
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take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.
Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.
by Nick November 17, 2004
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take her soul

to have anal sex with a girl
"My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"
by jumbawunba June 13, 2008
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take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
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taking it up the pooper

Taking a man's penis in one's rectum
Tom: Did you hear that Evan was taking it up the pooper?
Bob: Holy Sh----! I knew he would come out of the closet eventually!
by the johnster November 12, 2013
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