Ham injector

Blowing your load in a fat chick

Yeah she got him for 18 years now , poor bastard gave her the ham injector n got her pregnant

by #Fmlfdd December 06, 2021

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).

Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"

by MasterOfDeliMeats October 25, 2017

slice of ham

what you say to someone

me: "oh my god hey you silly slice of ham"
or :
"get to work right now you slice of ham"

by hamfordayzz June 10, 2021

slice of ham

Sophia Penaflor

Sophia Penaflor that slice of ham is a vegetarian.

by bark bark101 October 19, 2017

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Ham Canyon

slang term for a woman's vagina , or a wimp , or someone scared

we could all see her Ham Canyon when she ripped her pants .

he is such a Ham Canyon, he wouldn't go in the house without lights on.

by Brian T. O'Hara February 08, 2019

Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013