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social jobbery warrior

Also known as SJWs, Social Jobbery Warrior are sanctimonious crybullies who routinely ruin anything fun and get talented scientists fired or crying on public television

SideNote: jobbery means "practice of using a public office or position of trust for one's own gain or advantage."
- Hey, did you see Mercedes Carrera was denied her guest spot on the SXSW panel because she upset an SJW?
- Yeah, those Social Jobbery Warriors get special treatment when they claim harassment, yet tell people to "go burn in a fire" on a daily basis
by Anna_Cherry June 29, 2016
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Social Media Masochist

A person who derive emotional gratification from their own pain or humiliation, on social media.
They enjoy the self inflicted pain, brought on by their social media activity. . Craving the negative attention, they're a social media masochist.
by DOM_FADDA December 29, 2022
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Social network smart

Knowing what to and what not to say or post on any social network. Especially. When you have a ton of friends
Lisa: Jenny just came back from the gynecologist and she started posting on Facebook about how she has a yeast infection.

tammy: Wow!!.she is not social network smart.
by rudolph5656 March 28, 2012
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Social Justice United

A discord server full of Retarded "Journalist"
that make up Bullshit saying that Joe Mama is Transphobic
saying your a Mod for SJU is another way of you saying your Fatherless
SJU mod: Dad im a Mod for Social Justice United
Dad: Im Disowning you
by HistoricalFanatics January 26, 2022
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social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.
That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.
by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
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Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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