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Self-Enthusiasm

When you make fun of or hate someone's features, race, intelligences, weight, or etc. that you ironically have or resemble.
(Your watching a show with a fat person on it and Person 1 is actually fatter)
Person 1: "Haha, fat people are so disgusting!"
Person 2: "But your fat."
Person 1: "Yeah but it gives me Self-Enthusiasm."

Person 2: "That's sad..."
Person 1: (Silence)
by DayToDay July 10, 2011
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Self-Helper

A person who fills all of their shelves with sunny self-help books and drops Buddha statues in random locations around the house. Notorious for forwarding emails profusely and also donating to as many charities as possible. Also decorates house with obscure quotes on plaques. Cooks bad food.
Self-Helpers buy ornaments when they don't even know what they are or mean.
by Flitch August 19, 2012
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self-satisfaction

Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
by Lennythebear September 18, 2016
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Asari Selfbot

Hey, did you see how that guy deleted so many messages within seconds! He used Asari Selfbot.
by Legendary Discord May 12, 2019
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hoed yo' self

making a fool of yourself
Girl dancing crazy 2 rock music and the boy said "Girl u just hoed yo' self!"
by Kourtni Paige November 12, 2007
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Crazy tail self

Normally used in the south, tail meaning ass because you weren’t allowed to cuss.
Crazy “ass” self

Valentine’s Day:

Me: i already knew I wasn’t gonna have a valentine, with my crazy tail self.
by Pîmpìń February 20, 2021
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self-injury

fun
when the anguish and self lothing builds up so much that the only way to release it is to do your own thing
when the only thing you become afraid of and arent imune to is youself, taking control of your life,
something no one can take away from you
when hiding your work is like a game, mustn't let anyone know
they never cared, why should they now
i dont owe anyone an apology but myself. the adrenilin takes all the shit they say and do away,when the only other alternative is drugs
by kimmy booth March 10, 2005
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