When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.
Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.
by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

i drank fruit salad, it was a wild ride, i saw ponies having large jaws, a spiral, and grass that were alive
by mamoudzu January 1, 2025

The thing that happens a lot in modern (and also older) movie posters where every single fucking character in the movie is photoshopped into the poster and there' s just a bunch of different heads cluttering the poster and it looks fuckin awful
Infinity War was a pretty solid movie but the poster unfortunately suffers a chronic case of Head Salad.
by Chartsy February 25, 2024

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.
by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Person 1: "Why's he not here?"
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
Person 2: "He was caught looking at chicken salad and mayo on his computer. Even Tails couldn't save him."
by indetermite December 24, 2023

a simple on the go salad , sliced lettuce, baby carrots, a slice of green pepper, a few grape tomatoes, broccoli, and some seedless grapes. easily fits in sandwich ziplock for convenient meal. salad dressing on the side optional.
by oh brother March 2, 2021
