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take me home

a very amazing book trilogy that deserves film adaptations which is about two brothers that basically save the world while dealing with their own shit all cause of their dad
swag person- “do you like take me home?”
even cooler person- “yes I want a film of it.”
by pendinglove September 5, 2021
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Take my breath

The Weeknd’s latest song as of the time this is uploaded,from his upcoming album.
yo have you listened to Take My Breath yet?
Yeee absolute banger.
by Donan (Arsenal Tryhard) August 17, 2021
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TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.
As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.
by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021
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take a knee

To throw up due to the over consuption of alcohol.
Dude, he got really drunk and took a knee.
by Nick November 17, 2004
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take her soul

to have anal sex with a girl
"My girlfriend asked me not to stick it in her butt, but I'm definitely going to take her soul tonight"
by jumbawunba June 13, 2008
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take a real one

function: verb

1. To 'take a real one' is to have a bowel movement that is particularly forceful or emotionally necessary. The feelings that accompany 'taking a real one' are typically frustration, surprise, and/or anger. To 'take a real one' is to figuratively unload a pile of feces onto a situation which bears no other possible reaction. 'Taking a real one' also implies that you can't even mentally just imagine crapping on something, you are are so annoyed that it is literally forcing a big load of pants-pudding from your agitated lower intestine.
1. I can't deal with this any more. I'm going to go take a real one.

2. Oh for the love of Pete! I just lost my entire thesis. Thanks a lot Microsoft Word! This makes me want to take a real one.

3. For the entire movie, all I could think about was taking a real one.

4. I'd prefer to take a real one rather than stay at this bar for another second.
by Alana Post October 5, 2005
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Take the piece of pizza

Jon: Damn IRS sending me a fucking audit!

Bill: Duuuude, just take the piece of pizza dude

Jon: Stfu
by Mocoholi November 11, 2010
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