schrodingers soup

A. The state of which cereal is to be, or not to be a soup

B. When a someone is eating another person's ass out and person 1 releases blowout diarrhea into person 2's mouth.

A. "That meal was a Schrodingers Soup type thing... I couldn't tell if it was soup or a stew or what, but it was damn good"

B. Dude this hot chick last night served me some fresh Schrodingers Soup!

by CamSilvy July 20, 2023

Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021

Soup

Beating someone to death with any Bowser amiibo (preferably the Mario Party one).

If you even look at my daughter again you're getting I'm going to soup you!

by MAMALUIGIES November 8, 2017

anal soup

When someone Urinates in your ass then rotates your hips to create a stirring motion

I made anal soup with The Cat In The Hat

by Camxron December 24, 2021

Horse cheese soup sauce

A popular type of sauce, typically used on cheese sandwiches in Wisconsin

We ran out of horse cheese soup sauce so I didn’t want to eat my sandwich

by Matt sherl September 1, 2019

Ocean Soup

Literally just the ocean. The ocean is technically a soup. While soup is typically boiled, it is not a requirement to fit the definition of soup. The ocean is salted water with fish and veggies. Big fish soup.

"Is the ocean a soup?"
"Yes. Ocean soup."

by ZeRoyalChat February 6, 2023

Balls in your soup

An expression used to dismiss passive aggressive behaviour, or deflect from someone who is stressing you out with an overload of information.

Aethelfred: You're the kind of guy who likes his toast buttered both sides, aren't you...
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred:What?
Hadrik: What?
Aethelfred: What?
Hadrik: Balls in your soup.

by MentalBeatings January 28, 2021