grey monkey

When you catch a male senior citizen pissing into his own mouth.

"Oh snizznap! I went to see Grandad and that mo' fo' was giving himself the ol' grey monkey!"

by G-Block Etobirock January 6, 2007

Plump Monkey

This term comes from the dirty south. Most common in Atlanta, plump monkeys are fat women, usually in their 20s, that feel like when intoxicated that are no longer fat, but supermodels, and feel they are good enough to talk to good looking men. They usually hang around the bar and squeeze their fat breasts together in hopes that someone will buy them a drink, when what they really need is a Diet Coke or a swify kick in the crotch.

"Hey dogg, is that missy elliot over there?"
"nah man, its just some plump monkey that looks like her"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

mall monkeys

A variation of mall rat. Also a hilarious and (sadly) dead webcomic

it goes without saying.

by Kaji February 28, 2004

Recess Monkey

A Recess monkey is a whore like female specie which participates in nasty hardcore sex. Typically these "recess monkey" creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. Usually contain a wide collection of STD's such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. Often they participate in bukake events.

Wyatt: what did he say?
FUCKER: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
SAM: what the fuck is a recess monkey?
Andrew: oh yea the bitch wanted to go to Disney Land, cause shes a fucking recess monkey.
Mike: typical fucking recess monkey
Ben: Bitch is going to get some nasty bukake

by Nikolai bukake September 15, 2010

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Ass-Monkey

A ridiculously stupid person. A complete imbecile.

Why do you have to be such an Ass-Monkey?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003

Gangsta Monkey

A white girl who tries to act black.

Eddie: Look at that white girl trying to act black.
Thai: Her name is Kelly.
Eddie: She is such a Gangsta Monkey.

by nuni13 April 16, 2010