Wet Noodle 

Getting head while eating pasta.

Honey go fix some spaghetti so I can have a wet noodle.
Aye bitch fix my ramen and suck this dick so I can have a wet noodle.

Wet Noodle by Druburr March 7, 2022

wet noodle 

pussy asian or dick

Calvin wong is a wet noodle(in heavy chinese accent)
he likes wet noodle

wet noodle by jac******* March 15, 2022

Poop Noodle 

When you have anal sex with someone and poop gets shoved into the urethra. When you pee afterwards, a small noodle of poop comes out.

Hey man I did butt stuff with Amy the other day! Afterwards I got a poop noodle.

Poop Noodle by mobypenis March 17, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup 

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.

I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again

Chicken Noodle Soup by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

German Noodles by anonymous March 30, 2022

spilled noodles 

basically having orgy with lots of furries and gay men

i just went to spilled noodles, it was a bad experience.

spilled noodles by trollytro1 April 6, 2022

Chicken Noodle Soup 

When you skill fuck a girl and explosively nut in her throat so hard that she makes a loud BGAAAWWWKK noise (similar to that of a chicken)

I expected she was a freak but when she said she wanted a Chicken Noodle Soup, that’s when I was absolutely certain

Chicken Noodle Soup by xhristopher9 May 11, 2022