like trying to build a laser from mud

A wasted effort spent on someone or something.

Mrs. McCarthy thinks she can afford that house when she's barely able to make it from paycheck to paycheck. Trying to reason with her about the house is like trying to build a laser from mud!

by pentozali April 8, 2006

Oll Irish mud pot

When multiple people have diarrhea into a females Vagina then eat the diarrhea like it's soup

Sorry I couldn't come over last night I was performing an oll Irish mud pot.

by Josiah the 5th December 9, 2019

mud bust

when one comes inside an asshole

"I'm sorry that I mud busted you last night."

by doodoobrains November 27, 2009

mud garb

A noun which describes the misuse of a femdom.

He slipped, and the proper thing became a mud garb.

by captcondom February 20, 2011

mud rest

resting in one's own feces after having taken it from the behind for quite a while. the fecal matter shoots out of the rectum from the pressure finally being relieved.

my god, i just had a huge mud rest - it was like a cork being pulled from a fudge champagne bottle

by cruncy rice June 26, 2010

Mississippi Mud Puppy

Doggy-style anal sex with a girl missing a tooth.

Bro 1: Hey, I fucked that girl last night.
Bro 2: The one with the lazy eye and no front teeth?
Bro 1: Yeah, I gave her the ol' Mississippi Mud Puppy in her brown eye!

by Mr. Eric Shay November 5, 2010

Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010