Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
by theyallwant* January 06, 2022
Jordans will be your greatest haters. You cant have anything nice if you have a Jordan in your life. If you are lucky they are funny sometimes.
by NicknameName February 24, 2025
The flyest nigga out here
by D1CK J0HNSON February 28, 2023
Jordan is the type of guy who is really friendly and likes to try his hardest at whatever he does including FPS Video games .Tends To Be Built Like a Ethernet Cable
And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
And Likes to jam out to Hannah Montana Songs with a cowboy hat on his head while in his underwater watching his chickens Fight Each Other as he commentates as if it were nascar season. Addicted to saying “Hot Mute” And is into BBW Women.
Jordan Often sleeps in the chicken coop with the chickens when he feels lonely listening to Conway Twitty.
by Possum Hunter 331 November 23, 2021
by aaronlong0712 November 11, 2020
Jordan is a very kind boy. He is the best that could have happened in my life I am so grateful for him, he has always been there for me and always knows how to comfort people. If he is your friend you are lucky but if you are dating him YOU ARE THE LUCKIEST GIRL/BOY IN THE WORLD! everything that he does is the best. He will never make you feel left out, he will always stand up for you he is most of the time freaky
by 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓁 <3333 November 28, 2022
A jordan is a prepubescant boy who was born when his father cummed into the toilet and he evolved out of a sewer drain. From the chemicals in the sewer it has turned the jordans skin fully white like a piece of paper. Jordans facial expression lacks emotion, this is because he has no soul and the only thing he is attracted too are that of a species called ethans. Ethans and jordans are destine to fall in love in one life or another, and parttake in gay sexual intercourse to create what is known as a mason or a max. Jordan speaks in a high pitch lgbtq toned voice.
Brooo i me and my holmie got so horny last night w just started jordanning.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
I didnt have a cumsock last night so i just pulled a jordan.
Wow prince phillip skin look like a jordan.
by Dickslaya685 September 28, 2022