pink yuppie

A yuppie who does not consider themselves to be a yuppie because they hang around a crowd of upper-middle class hipsters and "punks". They got into Marx and feminazism at college and consider themselves to be revolutionaries because of this, despite the fact that they work for, live like, and are like capitalist yuppie scum. The "pink" part of this term refers to the fact that these people like to enjoy the privileges of being hip, selfish yuppie brats, even though they claim to be all for equality under communism/socialism (which, if you listen to anything they say, comes across as thinly veiled fascism).

That pink yuppie thinks Joe Blow is a rapist snuff-pornographer because she heard some bullshit about him from her friends and because he wants to make underground movies. They all love movies like "Bloodsucking Freaks" and "Desperate Living", but they're going to try and get him beat up by some lunkheaded motherfuckers who do what they're told like dogs. To her and her friends, it's only a small victory of the SOCIALIST REVOLUTION!

by VyleKyleWillHaveHisRevenge July 27, 2009

pink dog

The chaffing around the penis that occurs after hours of vigorous sex.

After last night's sex session, I woke up this morning with a rabid pink dog !

by bpdsca April 28, 2009

Pink Zebra

Lesbian sexual intercourse between a white and a black female

Did you hear about the Pink Zebra at the party last night

by kavmeister January 23, 2016

Pink John

When a man or a woman gets on all fours and a man or a woman gets under them and licks their asshole, while the person on top masterbates onto the person below.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

The Pink Drink

The Pink Drink is when you give a blowjob to a man with high dozes of alcohol in his blood. When the dick becomes erect, all that blood with the alcohol goes there. Then when sucked, you get the sensation of having alcohol in your mouth. Works well for drunk drivers and teetotals.

*at a party*
Mike: Did you hear that Jane took The Pink Drink from Dave?
James: Ye, she sucked it real good.

by Lemmu July 30, 2020

Pink Zero

One's anus, or the act of mooning helpless pricks while spreading your steamed hams wide open -- bestowing upon them a gaping bubble gum ring, which will forever be burned into their mind.

He was shirtless and badmouthing my Punky Brewster box set so I dropped trou, spread em wide and shot him the pink zero when he turned around.

by KILLY PISTOL December 7, 2009

Pink Tickled

A pink magic marker taped to the end of a long shaft that causes enjoyment and bliss. The tickled usually does not want the tickling to end as it causes a sensation so pleasurable one cannot stop laughter from excitement.

Harry Jr the third was pink tickled for so long he pissed his pants from having so much fun!

by Telephone Kid August 31, 2010