i'll be back 

a phrase used during the film "terminator"; can and should say this at any given time

I'll be back.

i'll be back by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

I like your cut G 

The thing you say to your G when he gets a new haircut.

Often followed by a good ass slap to the guy with the haircut.

And tacobell.mp3

Me: I like your cut G
*slaps the back of my Gs head*
*tacobell.mp3 plays*
Ma G: *incoherent screaming*

I like your cut G by Malaysian kid September 18, 2020

I am the Walrus

A song by the Beatles. "I Am the Walrus" is on the Beatles' 1967 release Magical Mystery Tour.

Dude #1: "I love 'I am the Walrus' by the Beatles."
Dude #2: "OH RLY."

I am the Walrus by Yourmomlolzlolz April 9, 2006

I'm cold 

really means: i want a hug

Girl: I'm cold.
Boy: (Puts arm around girl)
Girl: That's better.

I'm cold by omgmaddie November 19, 2010

i'm allergic to bullshit 

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

i'm allergic to bullshit by KRHimself October 9, 2004

I'm sorry sir

The best thing to say in a bad situation.

Example 1

male boss: I've been hearing about inappropriate rumors about my wife with you as the leader.
guy: So?
male boss: (angrily says), I can have you fired for this!
guy: I'm sorry sir.

male boss: (sighs): It's okay.

Example 2:

male cop: Sir, are you aware that you were speeding?
guy: (confused) Wha?
male cop: Sir, I can smell alcohol in your breath.
guy: (starts) Wait, there is a reasonable expla-
male cop: Sir, you're coming with me.
guy: (quickly says) I'm sorry sir.
male cop: It's okay, just don't do that again.

Example 3:

woman accidentally walks into guy.
woman: I'm sorry.
guy: Hey, watch it!
woman: look, I've already said I'm sorry!
guy: Take a hike!
woman: (cracks knuckles and approaches him): Excuse me?
guy: (looks down, faking to be ashamed) I'm sorry sir.
woman: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
guy: (runs away)

I'm sorry sir by Blueplayer90 November 16, 2011

i put the new forgios on the jeep 

The first line of the song "Mustard - Ballin’ ft. Roddy Ricch". Also, the song is associated with the gay hentai video "Axel in Harlem" made by Animan Studios where a handsome black man with a nice ass walks around in Harlem and has sex with other black men. It's fucking hot man.

Guy 1: Did you see the Axel in Harlem meme?
Guy 2: Yeah the one that goes "i put the new forgios on the jeep"?
Guy 1: Yeah it's pretty hot.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: What?

i put the new forgios on the jeep by tyoed March 4, 2023