Walker Hand

A hand in any given card game that is completely useless.

I was playing poker last night, but I kept getting walker hands, so I lost every round.

by pendactic July 24, 2011

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Pringle Hand

The state your hand is in after consuming a whole can of Pringles. Usually consists of red, swollen fingers.

In some severe cases, the their may broken bones involved.

Aelm: "Yo man, wanna go play some basketball?"

Zir: "Nah man, I have a bad case of Pringle Hand."

Aelm: "Aww, I feel your pain bro."

by Freebie Link November 24, 2010

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Zeev Hands

A visual hand cue to "stir the pot." The act of rubbing hands vigorously while deliberately trying to make a situation awkward or tense by bringing attention to unwanted topics.

My friend Zeev Hands in front of my wife when he asked why I came home late last night, knowing full well I was at a strip club.

by FinWeek August 17, 2022

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Ball hands

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.

Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!

by mll777 January 3, 2012

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God, I fucking hate this piece of shit game. Streamers and youtubers play it so they can get incredibly angry in front of their audience, which of course gets them tons of views. The entire game controls like Superman 64 and fills anyone who plays it with pure, unhindered rage. The developers of this "game" belong in the pits of hell along with the worst people Earth has ever seen

"Have you ever played Hand Simulator?"
"Yeah, and I fucking hated it. And I hate you for bringing it up."

by Generic Asshole no. 5402 August 3, 2020

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