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bus high five

When two buses drive at each other with their stop signs out
by Checkingbacktoyou September 12, 2017
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bowling high five

Rick: Dale just knocked all ten down, here comes a bowling high five!
by Briceps March 13, 2018
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Mormon high five

Secretly jerking someone off in public. Keeping it low key cause being high is for sinners.
The church service was so boring that I gave elder Simon a Mormon high five under a bible to keep things interesting.
by Pork Almighty September 13, 2019
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late night high five

Late night high fives, it’s a late night and the only girl you can get with is a high 5...
Dude 1: Bruh why are you still up
Dude 2: you know I’m just out getting a late night high five
by he April 22, 2020
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Neurotypical High-Five

Adverb, Slang

A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."

Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"

Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"

Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"

Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
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clive named five

nine, eight, seven, six, five, clive named five!
by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
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San Francisco High Five

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!
by RabidInd April 2, 2021
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