HOMELESS FINGER

When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time

In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me

Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger

by wriggleit September 17, 2019

Feather Fingers

When playing a game and one's fingers are moving so fast to press the buttons; that they only graze the buttons.

I was playing ROBEATS with Jess and I kept losing because of my feather fingers.

by Edur Fawn February 26, 2021

feeling fingered

When you are feeling beyond tired, fully drained and worn out, when your body is aching all over and your just completely fucked.

- I'm feeling fingered after lastnights efforts at work..!
- Been moving furniture all day and I'm feeling fingered now, so I'm going to bed.

- Bo: "How you going Andy"
Andy: "I'm feeling fucking fingered hey"
- When you can't do something anymore cos ur feeling fingered.

by Pinkmyryd June 6, 2021

Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.

I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

Rupert's fingers

Rupert's fingers is the local name in England for a hot dog, or more occasionally a Vienna sausage.

Hey man you want some "Rupert's fingers"?
Chill and have a "Rupert's finger".

by cannnibal of fish April 27, 2022

Finger toes

Long toes on your feet

I have finger toes

by Donald duckyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 1, 2021

Finger dancing

When you finger a bunch of women at the same time

Bruhhhh.. I was at this party last night and ended up finger dancing all night.

by Curled cheese curds September 20, 2016