Strum my filthies

To jerk off

Be right back, gonna go strum my filthies.

by Beefyqueefy June 6, 2018

facial-fur filter

A.k.a. "mustache". Refers to where you are imbibing Pure Leaf tea or other liquid-libation which contains yucky dregs that you'd just as soon not hafta gag down while quenching your thirst, and so you angle your head back and slowly pour the beverage onto your mustache so that your Fu Manchu bristles catch most of the drink's offending particulate while allowing the refreshing liquid part to seep down through your upper-lip caterpillar and into your open mouth. Depending on the quantity and concentration of said sludgy sediments, you may need to pause frequently to wipe off the accumulated residues from your 'stache with a paper towel, but this minor inconvenience is small potatoes compared to the acute tongue/throat discomfort of having to actually ingest said stringy/gelatinous goo along with your flavorful fluid!

Utilizing your facial-fur filter takes some practice, but just like the upper-lip valve method of swigging your bottled whistle-wetter, this technique can indeed be perfected through careful and frequent employment, and allow you to guzzle your drink "cleanly"; i.e., without gagging or spilling anything on your shirt.

by QuacksO October 21, 2019

Minecraft pop filter

When someone thinks they have a pop filter on in a video but don’t and it’s just straight BASS

Check out my latest video. You have 5 to subscribe or you will get minecraft pop filtered irl

by Mxsked January 31, 2020

Rod-bearer filthy

When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy

Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...

by fireblade401 July 3, 2020

Plan B FIFTY DOLLAR NUT

Man pays 50 dollars for a plan B just to ejaculat in a girl who can get pregnant.

I'm going out tonight and getting me a plan b fifty dollar nut tonight.

by Reeeseee June 10, 2021

Vacuum cleaner filter

The shitty piece of foam that no one knows exists in a vacuum, main cause of clogs

Me: Ma'am, your vacuum cleaner filter was causing the no suction problem.

by Wannabe firefighter November 23, 2021

Keyser Coffee Filter

Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter

Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!

by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022