cat on crack 

Aaron Gibson's cat in his homemade video with inverted colors. A cat that just sits there whil he is manipulated.

"Hello cat on crack."

cat on crack by Mr. Cool66 November 15, 2006

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights 

The name of chips in the UK

Oi mate can oiey ave' sum Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights?

Sure m8!

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights by pencilwizard11 March 14, 2021

pump crack 

to sell crack cocane

i be on da block pump crack all day getin da bread

pump crack by Debby731991 April 28, 2006

I crack myself up 

Regardless of actually being funny or not, a phrase said by someone who finds themselves hilarious, regardless of what anyone else may think.

I love telling Dad jokes, I crack myself up!

I crack myself up by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Musical Crack 

Musical Crack is a song that gets stuck in your head. When you hear this song you will immediately recognize its awesomeness. Expect to listen to this song for several days without venturing to other songs. This song can bring intense feelings of happiness or ecstasy.

This song is my musical crack I've listened to it for 5 days straight and i haven't listened to any other song.

Musical Crack by Mr.Strike November 15, 2010

Ass Crack Fever 

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

Ass Crack Fever by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

back crack and sack 

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.

back crack and sack by Gunga Din November 14, 2004