mad clown disease 

An affliction which causes a speech-related abnormality only when saying the word "unfortunately." Whereas a normal person would say "un-for-chun-it-lee," a person in the later stages of mad clown disease will say "un-for-toon-ut-lee," much like a homosexual penguin. It's passed from person to person (or penguin) through Paris Hilton. Mad clown disease was first discovered by Dr. Al K. Seltzer in Pietermaritzburg, South Africa. You know, "South" Africa? Vast strides have been made in the fight against mad clown disease. As of yet, no cure is forthcoming, and the disease is viciously contagious. Currently, the method we are using to study the disease is spending time in the Paris Hilton (not the hotel). What? It's research!

Oh no, another outbreak of mad clown disease! Euthanize all penguins and Hilton sisters! Stay away from their orifices!

mad clown disease by Guoderaj March 18, 2008

Russian sad clown 

When a ladie is giving you "head", before you get off, tell her you have crabs and when she backs her head up and widens her eyes, you blow your load in her eye so she looks like those pictures of sad clowns

John: Dude you should have been at the party last night

Nate: Why, what happened

John: I gave Nancy a Russian sad clown

Nate:WHAAAAAAAAAAAT! I did that to her last week....Snoogans but thats awsome

Russian sad clown by slappy wag o'harra January 6, 2008

sad clown

a very droopy pair of breasts.

She used to be stacked, but where once were perky breasts is now just a sad clown.

sad clown by waraw August 25, 2004

Down To Clown 

Willing to be able to be a clown for the day.

"Hey George are you down to clown?"
"Yes, I've always got my clown costume available!:

Down To Clown by OooozeR August 21, 2022

insane clown posse 

Insane Clown Posse: The World's Most Hated Band...yet they are one of the most talented and down to earth, and they have a great perspective of life and reality...they tell it like it is.

LISTEN UP!

Insane Clown Posse is one of the greatest groups to hit the musical scene. They are very talented in seeing what is real in flie and writing lyrics about it. Although they cuss and have violent tendencies in their music, people need to realize that the reason for that is to grab the attention of the listener. It's music unlike any other. ICP is all about God, and making the world a better place. They want all racism, discrimination, brutality, and hating to come to an end. And to all of you clown hating biggots----fuck you! you dont know shit about what they are about and you need to keep your dumb ass hating comments to yourself because there is an entire juggalo family out there that will hold you to your word and straighten you up if you hate. It's all about being real and knowing what reality is really like.

insane clown posse by TIAUNA ...AKA T~MAMA_2_DOPE! September 28, 2006

Insane Clown Posse 

The only white rap group who can tell the world bout true things in live for suck example piggy pie

"the first little piggy, his house is made of gold he lives in a chicken, turkey, piggy neighbourghhood, and sits on his ass and fucks his sister, whilst drinks his moonshine and this motherfucking pig is a motherfucking dick

Insane Clown Posse by JuggaloUK November 6, 2006

yass clown 

you ass clown, you ass clown

yass clown stop doing that!

yass clown by Don Schorr November 28, 2004